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11:45amAugust 10, 2018

abstractmouse:

Well, I finished the whole set. I don’t think I’ve ever completed a project this big before, so I’m proud of myself. :) Make sure you click for non pixely versions because tumblr i guess

11:16amAugust 10, 2018
malengilblog:
“there you are
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malengilblog:

there you are

10:47amAugust 10, 2018

grandmapuncher:

captainsnoop:

man

the creators of superman really named a small town “smallville” and a big city “metropolis” didn’t they 

I mean they made a superhero named superman so what do you expect

10:17amAugust 10, 2018
bravo-zulu:
“ dustyhobo:
“hmmm
”
Ten year old virgins?
”

bravo-zulu:

dustyhobo:

hmmm

Ten year old virgins?

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6:37pmAugust 9, 2018
typhonatemybaby:
“ cosmicspacezombie:
“ malepartus:
“ birthdaycakesforanimals:
“ ‘Krakatoa, a 75-pound, 7.5-foot long Komodo Dragon, celebrates his eighth birthday with fellow eight-year-olds from R.B. Hunt Elementary School at his enclosure at the...

typhonatemybaby:

cosmicspacezombie:

malepartus:

birthdaycakesforanimals:

‘Krakatoa, a 75-pound, 7.5-foot long Komodo Dragon, celebrates his eighth birthday with fellow eight-year-olds from R.B. Hunt Elementary School at his enclosure at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm and Zoological Park in St. Augustine, Fla. The children sang Happy Birthday to the large lizard as he was presented with a meat cake topped with mice.’

with other eight year olds

I’ve reblogged this picture before, and it never hit me up until this…

But someone walked into work that morning, clocked in, and was told it was their job to go put the birthday hat on the Komodo Dragon.

dude i bet they fucken FOUGHT  for the privilege of putting that hat on that dragon

6:07pmAugust 8, 2018

catchymemes:

/an/ is pure

5:38pmAugust 8, 2018
Anonymous asked: I learned that one of my relatives was directly responsible for spreading christianity to korea. Sorry about that. But, at least he wasn't caothlic!

tinyrats:

tinyrats:

tinyrats:

yimmypee:

you seem nice but this is for the 12 years of my childhood that my gay ass spent attending church 3 days a week. perish bitch

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anon turn your fucking location on. i just want to talk.

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THIS GUY JUST SENT ME FUCKING $30 SDJKFSK;LDFJSDL;FJSDLFJSKLDFVJSVNDS;LKVJDLKFGVJDLKGMNFDKLGJDLKFG REPARATIONS FOR EVANGELISM D,SFJSKLDFKSLDFNSJKDFGKJSG

no white ally will ever top this level of solidarity

3:40pmAugust 8, 2018

baku:

‘comedy has to be offensive to be funny’

in 1999 homer j simpson wanted to be more respected so he changed his name to ‘max power’ after seeing it as a setting on a hairdryer. he went on to become almost-famous. 18 years later, just seeing the words ‘max power’ on my own hairdyer makes me laugh

maybe you just need to write better jokes rather than resorting to shock humour

3:11pmAugust 8, 2018

nnovocainn:

bluecraft5000:

brittinwanderlustland:

sixpenceee:

Guy was expecting a fish but got something totally unwanted (an alligator).

Terrifying omg

OH YES JIMMY, KEEP ER STEADY, WE GOT A BIG ONE-

OH SHIT JIMMY START THE MOTOR DRIVE JUST FUCKING DRIVE

Florida living

2:42pmAugust 8, 2018

legilimency:

Hunt for the Wilderpeople (2016) directed by Taika Waititi