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4:27pm July 22, 2014

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

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this is not what i want to be remembered for

9:19am July 22, 2014

zeroanaphora:

reblogged before, but… too good.

9:19am July 22, 2014
9:17am July 22, 2014

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

9:16am July 22, 2014
ninjakato:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

"EAT THE FUCKING BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!"

ninjakato:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

"EAT THE FUCKING BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!"

9:14am July 22, 2014

metaphetamines:

pizzaight:

fedorahat:

heres more from the “im so random” and “xD” tag 

im gonna throw up

The real enemy

9:13am July 22, 2014
its-raditz:


My favorite haiku that doesn’t really qualify as a haiku but I still like to call it a haiku

its-raditz:

My favorite haiku that doesn’t really qualify as a haiku but I still like to call it a haiku

9:00am July 22, 2014

stridering:

darknesssyndicate:

stridering:

I JUST FOUND OUT I HAVE TINY DICE??

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LITTLE TEENY DICE

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ITTY BITTY BABY DICE SO SMALL

When you need a little luck

son oF A BITCH

8:42am July 22, 2014
englland:

sexting

englland:

sexting

8:38am July 22, 2014

jensen-fuckles:

The new harry potter movie looks great